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E – A – G – L – E – S

Normally I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about football. But this was too funny to not pass along. Enjoy!

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc – they never have a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What’s the difference between Fruit Loops and the Eagles?
A: Fruit Loops belong in a bowl.

And Finally:
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

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