Aren’t you glad you know an Atheist?
So, you’re a believer, and you’re convinced that someday soon, there will be a “Rapture”, and you’ll be whisked away to heaven. Well, have you thought about what that might mean for your pets? Surely, they won’t be whisked away with you. They’ll be “LEFT BEHIND” (just like the movie says!).
What’s a believer to do?!? Who will care for your pets in your absence? Worry no more! Us Atheists have got you covered! Since we’ll still be stuck here on Earth, we’ll gladly take care of your pets when you’re gone.
I’m really not kidding.
“The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World”
“We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
We are currently active in 24 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet’s natural life.”
So, what are you waiting for? You never know what might happen tomorrow! Head on over to this website now, and sign up to have your pets taken care of, before it’s too late!
*I am personally available in the PA, DE, MD area. Cats, rats or other small animals only, please.